This is a Pink Pearl apple. Can you believe it? Can you believe its pearly pink flesh? You may have thought MY GOD WOMAN YOUR GUMS ARE BLEEDING GET THEE TO A DENTIST but no! This is the weird true pink flesh of this apple. Also, it's delicious.
This is how the apple looks not in my hand but on my computer table. Hmm! I see!
Here is Dave, preparing his water bottle. He'll be drinking water with...
...this bean and cheese quesadilla. Poor Dave. Me, I am eating these weird, lyrical apples, and he is eating prosaic stuffed tortillas. I chronicle this. I'm chronicling this.
Yes, it's NaBloPoMo. Day 6. Dave's quote while this last picture was being taken:
It's going to be a long month, isn't it.
It's important to note that he didn't say it like a question.