Tina Rowley

writer + (performer) + [space left open for surprises]

Filtering by Tag: sweet p can actually come over for some pizza if she wants

fall of lemonface!

Project Runway! You made me hang around with this lemon incarnate for too long. But you have finally redeemed yourself! Victorya Hong - of The Many Bad Moods of Victorya Hong, of The Many Condescending Exchanges of Victorya Hong, and the Many Boofy Unflattering Minidresses of Victorya Hong - has been auf'd. PH balance has been restored. Alkalinity returns.

I will dissolve the ruffled thing with my sour gaze before it can win.


My body language explains why children flock to me, Nina Garcia.


I 'm at my warmest when explaining my competitor's failings to them.

Au revoir, lemonface! Adios, Lemony Snicket! I dance on your puckery grave!

P.S. All hail Sweet P! She's a downy comforter, a stiff drink and a fuckin' bouquet of daffodils all wrapped up in one. I love her. She must win.