Tina Rowley

writer + (performer) + [space left open for surprises]

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the soccer hooligan

I had no idea that being a parent would entail getting your ass kicked so often. I'm not talking about metaphorically, although that, too. I'm talking about headbutts and fingers in the eye and elbows deep into the chest and kicks in the stomach. He's not trying to pick a fight. He's not mad. He just isn't yet totally hep to manning his body yet and is working some crazy accidental jujitsu all the time.

Ow. Peace, brother. Peace. Uncle.