Tina Rowley

writer + (performer) + [space left blank for surprises]

Welcome to the internet home of Tina Rowley. Here you'll find my blog, links to my other published writing, and whatever ends up climbing into the space I left blank for surprises.

 

self portrait: super tueszzzz



This, yes, does not look like my normal self portraits. My mouse is too sticky to draw properly with MS Paint. I had to borrow a sleeping Homer and adjust him. I slimmed him down and removed the five o'clock shadow and the yellowness and the drool. The drool is accurate, but my vanity only let me go so far.

I'm exhausted. I've been cramming so much primary coverage into my poor skull that my brain has seeped out my pores. I NEED A NOMINEE. Help me.