Tina Rowley

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The next step is to bring Larraine* over here as soon as possible on a permanent basis. We can't be putting her on any more planes to leave us. It's just wrong.

*Dave's mama, for those just tuning in.

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THE MORE UPLIFTING PART OF THE POST

Overheard in the house just now, as Finn is wandering around in a too-small hat that culminates in a mouse head...

Dave: Finn, I forget. Are you a pixie or an elf?

Finn (bored): Pixie.

A few minutes later, as a still-behatted Finn wanders up to a hatless me...

Finn: You look cute in that hat.