mr., mrs. and small frankenstein
I've been apprised about the birds and the bees, but you've got to be kidding me. Can you see that there's a nose? There's a hand? A thigh? Even a brain that you can sort of see?
It's the Halloweeniest.
And it's also Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, my birthday* and the FOURTH OF JULY. This baby business is every holiday but Columbus Day rolled into one.
*an unrecognized international holiday. This will change.
Happy Halloween, you everybodies.