Tina Rowley

writer + (performer) + [space left blank for surprises]

Welcome to the internet home of Tina Rowley. Here you'll find my blog, links to my other published writing, and whatever ends up climbing into the space I left blank for surprises.

 

horrible thing, part two: in retrospect

In retrospect, I think that all of the rest of the crabs who were clearly not dead HAD TO BE THINKING:

I'm not here....I'm not here....I'm not here....I'm not here....I'm not here.....

And also, I feel certain they made damn sure to shake their doomed moneymakers from time to time, so NOBODY COULD GET THE IDEA THAT THEY WERE DEAD.